Saturday Bra Fest....Feb 25th style.

Ever have one of those days where you wake up and think "MAN it feels like an American Apparel bodysuit kind of day!!"....no??  Just me??  Well.  That leads me to my next question....every tell a lie?  Yes?  Good.  Me too.  Yesterday I said today I'd be sporting another consignment store find.....and that WAS totally my plan....I had it all picked out in my head.  But then I woke up and the call of the bodysuit was too great.  I can't resist the bodysuit.  It has powers over me.  So here is my Saturday Feb 25th....

So American Apparel scandalous bodysuit.....bra and bellybutton, CHECK!  It's Saturday, I can do what I want!  The pants are Guess cargo capris and I wore some heeeeels!

The boots!  Heels, but not too big for work.  I love the pants too....I bought them last summer and they're a bit baggier this year so not as dressy but I like the slouchy look too!

Yup!  The front is mesh and see through......this was my Paul Stanley Kiss shirt too!!

Saturday Jan 28 and my mom bought me a present!

My parents recently went on a trip to a few different places and ended in Vancouver.  My mom texted me from the mall where she had found a little kiosk that sells socks and leggings and fun stuff like that!  So knowing my obsession with those items, she brought me back a little present!!  These leggings were from her and they're super cute! 

Yay leggings!  And look, they have colour to them!!!  I also have some cute mary jane type shoes with a heel that I thought would go well with these!

So I did long black tank dress with my sheer blouse over top.  I felt like I should have gotten more creative with them but it was Saturday, which is the end of my week and I just was having troubles being creative!!

The long tank dress...which is just a tank that happens to come down to my knees cause I'm soooooo amazingly tall.

I also wasn't really feeling the boots.....but this is what I came out to my car looking like after work that day so Mary Janes weren't really an option......

Gross right?



HALLOWEEN SHITSHOW!

IT'S TIME! 

Halloween!  My favorite time of the year!  This year a group of us decided to go as KISS.  You all know I love the rock star look so we had a blast with it!!

So my KISS of choice was StarChild....aka Paul Stanley. 

This was my inspiration!!

The before pic!

 Here is my makeup in the works!

And completed face/hair!  StarChild....is that you??  Man I wish I had those giant kissy lips ALL THE TIME!!!!!




Here's the entire group!  That's my husband as Spaceman believe it or not!

And practicing "the pose".  I did have fringe on my gloves too but it was softer so it didn't stick out with my arms up!  And the boots I crafted myself!  I'm wearing a bodysuit from American Apparel as well as the leggings from there.

These boots are the craftiest things i've ever made!!

What did you dress up as for Halloween??

I can't feel my vagina... on Saturday Oct 29th.

It's backwards day!  Instead of my usual flowy top and tight bottoms....I'm doing a skin tight top and baggy bottoms!  I know right?  Craziness!  So tonight we're going out for Halloween.....and I have to wear a bodysuit....so I thought I'd practice wearing a bodysuit all day but re-wearing my one from ThanksKissing!  Paired this with some slouchy boyfriend jeans and voila!  I got the idea for this combo from Gillian who saw one of the MTV hosts wearing a similar outfit....only she was wearing the identical bodysuit that I bought for my KISS Halloween costume.

Now at this point I'm hoping my bodysuit for tonight is stretchier....and softer.  This one is made of super crazy thick 80's spandex and it's seriously cutting off the circulation to my vagina.  Seriously.



I did wear my bright scarf for most of the day too....I know it doesn't look bright in this picture but it's like neon colour print on black....pinks and yellows and purples....

The jeans.....silvers and comfy as HECK!!!!!!!





I'm in the closet. And it's Saturday Oct 22!

Well this is the week of challenges!  I still have a day or so I believe open for you to decide what I should wear for the day!  Doesn't have to be an exact "outfit"...could just be like a colour, texture, pattern, accessory...that type of thing!  Here are the suggestions for the week already...

Tuesday Oct 25th - as much colour as possible (or is as little black as possible okay?)
Wednesday Oct 26th - sequins (the exact request was for "motherfucking sequins")
Thursday Oct 27th - a coloured scarf or coloured accessories instead of silver/gold
Friday Oct 28th -
Saturday Oct 29th -

Now I didn't get yesterday done.  I hurt my back on Sunday and have been stuck at home doing this sit till it hurts, stand till it hurts, lay down till it hurts and repeat thing.  It's been great.  But I did wear my purple plaid pj pants with a bright orange shirt and grass green hoodie so does that count?  What other challenges can you give me to finish off my week?

And here's Saturday Oct 22nd!

Now I forgot my phone at home so couldn't get a picture till I finished work....so I'm standing in my closet.  The lighting isn't awesome but I'm wearing a bright purple tank dress!  Good job me!  And a black shrug type sweater.  I wore my Browns black motorcycle boots with this outfit too.

My pinky/purple striped socks and I'm good to go!!  Keep in mind when I wear my boots, you only see from the knee up so they aren't as Dr.Seuss.

COME ON! 2 MORE FASHION CHALLENGES FOR THE WEEK!  DRESS ME!!





Spray tan! Oh and warning..I flash side bum.

SO OH MY GOD I GOT A SPRAY TAN!!!!!  Super crazy awesomely bronzed!  Basically there are 3 "levels" of solution and I got the one in the middle.  I was going to do less, because I am so pale normally and never have had a tan but in the end I thought HECK WITH IT and just did it!  So today my outfit was harder to pick.  Mostly because I wanted to spend the day lounging around in white underwear and nothing else, just getting my tan on kinda thing.  Also because things look different on when you have a tan, or any colour at all!  So I decided I needed to wear something white to really show everything off!

So this knit dress is basically all I have in white.  I bought it on a whim this summer, and then with it being knit it wound up being pretty warm for the summer.  The only other time I wore it I had black tights and a black belt and a longer black sweater.  And NO, I do NOT have nylons on!  Those are just my gloriously tanned legs!!!  I'm soooo excited!

I mean...just look at them!  This is what normal people legs look like!  Okay and WARNING....I'm gonna flash a little side bum.  I just want to show the tan line.  So what you are seeing are NOT my white underwear....that's just me....before spray tan.



Where oh where did my bum go??  It used to be nice...honest.  Now it's all flat and missing.  Boo!  Okay so for jewellery.....

Big necklace!  Earrings are simple...just clear beads on a very light chain....thanks to my Internet in Robson I can't load an entire pic and they keep getting cut off....but you get the idea!!  I went to my husbands work after I finished work for the day and he exclaimed that I looked like a trophy wife!  Haha!

So what do you think about spray tans?  A big shout out to Daina who does them!  Her facebook group can be found here http://www.facebook.com/BodyBronzeSprayTanning?ref=ts and she does mobile tanning as well as tanning from her studio in Trail, BC.

Crotch.

Okay so this Saturday I was feeling a little adventurous!  I figured, HEY!  Nothing says it's Saturday like a pair of cargo harem pants!  Am I right??  I bought these things like 6 months ago and NEVER wore them.  They always felt really sloppy.  I see them in magazines and I guess if I wore like heels and maybe a sequined crop top (NOT a red one Gillian!) then I could dress them up.  But just in every day wear, they are basically sweat pants...with more room in the crotchal area.  So my Saturday adventure is a pair of Hammer Pants (but a little less awesome.).

Saturday Oct 1st





Okay so I don't know why this is loading with half the pic missing....BUT you can see the pants at least!  And the crotch!  Check out that crotch!!

And here's another pose to really show it off!!  They were comfy all day!!  Honestly.  Kind of too comfy.  Like wearing pj's.

So that's my daring deed for the week!  Would you wear harem pants?  If they were "in style"?  Obviously, the title of my blog says I sure would!!