One shoulder tops now my fav...Tuesday Mar 6

I am now a one shoulder top convert.  I used to not really get them.....but nooowwww.....ohhh yeah!  So thanks to Nicole, I now have my own borrowed for the next 10 years one shoulder top!

Don't mind my face....I was really grumpy when I took these last night.  OKAY so....new borrowed one sleeve sweater, my Lena Quist leggings (again...sigh....I know) and my Browns boots....add a leather cuff in there too!!

Detail on the one shoulder of the sweater....and of course my new tattoo! And Stella&Dot mixed chain earrings!

Zee leggings!!!!  Oh so yummy!  Don't you want to rub them??  It's okay...I don't mind.

Friday March 2 and one lil old lady cut.

No babysitter today....so I have to go to work for just one client who I couldn't move....but it's fine cause she's super sweet and a little old lady!  So I figured, nothing says little old lady haircut like some pleather pants!  Am I right?  Just nod and smile, ok?

So Lena Quist pleather pants.....and a new to me shirt that I picked up at the consignment store!  Basic black with some ruffles....comfy as heck and a good length for those leggings that may give you the ol'CT if you know what I mean!!

Ruffle shirt.....my bangly necklace with the charms that makes jingle bell noises when I walk.

And my black heeled boots!  My mom says "you sure look dressed up for one little old lady!" but she's probably just jealous that she doesn't have any pleather in her life.  It happens, I get it.

Leap Day! Wed Feb 29th feels like an animal print kinda day!

Leap day!  And I forgot to get pics at work!  So I recreated the outfit the next morning before actually getting ready for work.  My head is cut off cause I didn't wash my face or do my hair first.  You also have to use your imagination and imagine my Browns black boots with the buckles and my favorite dangle earrings that I wear ALL the time...you know, the silver ones with the hoops with the chains and black beads dangling off of it?  Yeah, those ones!  So the main reason I had to recreate this is cause the shirt is a thrift store find and I love me a good thrift store find!!!  And ignore my messy closet!

So the shirt is just slouchey and comfy and a great print!  Who doesn't love a zebra??

                                                                       Bat wings!

Liquid Gold and Ginger Hair....Tues Feb 28

New hair!  So fun!  So a dazzling outfit to go with it!  I bought this dress last xmas (like not the one we just had, but the one before that) and wore it once to my husbands xmas party....annnnnd that was it.  The fabric of the dress is such that is shows EVER bump, lump, roll, dimple etc so I haven't been super comfy wearing it, until now!

Paired with black tights, black belt and my black heeled boots...which thinking about it after, was a bad choice for footwear when you work 10am-9pm and stand on your feet all day.  Whoops.

                                                            Gold dangle earrings....

The dress fabric closer....total shimmer.

New hair colour and a super smokey eye!

Saturday Bra Fest....Feb 25th style.

Ever have one of those days where you wake up and think "MAN it feels like an American Apparel bodysuit kind of day!!"....no??  Just me??  Well.  That leads me to my next question....every tell a lie?  Yes?  Good.  Me too.  Yesterday I said today I'd be sporting another consignment store find.....and that WAS totally my plan....I had it all picked out in my head.  But then I woke up and the call of the bodysuit was too great.  I can't resist the bodysuit.  It has powers over me.  So here is my Saturday Feb 25th....

So American Apparel scandalous bodysuit.....bra and bellybutton, CHECK!  It's Saturday, I can do what I want!  The pants are Guess cargo capris and I wore some heeeeels!

The boots!  Heels, but not too big for work.  I love the pants too....I bought them last summer and they're a bit baggier this year so not as dressy but I like the slouchy look too!

Yup!  The front is mesh and see through......this was my Paul Stanley Kiss shirt too!!

Friday for fricken fracken

Finally Friday for fricken fracken!!!  So this post is entirely Gillians.  Without her, it wouldn't have been possible.  Why?  Because she picked these leggings out at the consignment store and would follow me around shaking them in my face, begging me to try them on for a month or more.  And in the end, yeah, I totally dig 'em!!  The funny part is, I ADORE American Apparel and they have leggings the exact same right now!  Only theirs are $46.....mine were $5!

Soooo.....red velvet (more burgundy in real life) leggings.....

A long bangle necklace that makes all sorts of jingles when I walk and big hoop earrings.

Closer up of the texture of the leggings.....and they're good and high waisted and NO CAMEL toe so that's a good pair of pants!  And before you say anything about regressing into my legging obsession, I am going to wear real pants today....and yet another consignment store find!!

The girl on the AA website wearing her velvet leggings!  In real life, mine are closer to that color.....

Thursday Feb 24...metallic shimmah!

I thought it was Friday ALL day.  Felt like Friday, the wine shared with my last client felt like Friday and my jazzy leggings FOR SURE felt like Friday!  I should have been going out dancing!!

So liquid bronze leggings....they FELT amazing!!  Everyone was rubbing my legs alllllll day!!!  Including me!  I don't know what the shadow is down the front of my shirt but it wasn't there in real life!

Seriously, look at the shine!  They looked like a vinyl or something and fit perfectly TIGHT.

Zee makeup.  Perfect colour match!  Cat eyes and shadow up to my hairline ala Ziggy Stardust!

Friday Feb 10...insert eye roll here

Now....I don't know how I keep falling off the wagon.  Things just get busy and I just get distracted....OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!!!!!  Annnnddd.......I hope I can strive to do better.  In the meantime, here's Friday Feb 10!  Okay, don't roll your eyes at me!  In my defence, I did re-wear this outfit a second time last week cause I was going to post and be all "look how to date I am on my blog!" and then I accidentally forgot.

Okay so my favorite Lena Quist pleather pants...I've been trying not to wear them too much because I can't buy them anymore and if they wear out, I will DIE.  Le Chateau hand me down sweater in brown!  Really stepping outside of my comfort zone with that one!  Thanks, I knew you'd be proud.

Zeeeeee boots.....heels even!  At work!  GASP!  Yup, I'm multi-talented!  And just like, limp home at the end of the day...it's okay....fashion before comfort right?

Big bangley earrings.  These suckas fly around and are just the right weight.  They're like a copper brown with a hammered finish in black.

Okay....so as I've mentioned before....I've been working out.  My goal was to get a big booty shelf butt, but I don't think it's working yet.  *sigh*  Maybe one day......I just want some junk in the ol'trunk ya know??

Saturday Jan 28 and my mom bought me a present!

My parents recently went on a trip to a few different places and ended in Vancouver.  My mom texted me from the mall where she had found a little kiosk that sells socks and leggings and fun stuff like that!  So knowing my obsession with those items, she brought me back a little present!!  These leggings were from her and they're super cute! 

Yay leggings!  And look, they have colour to them!!!  I also have some cute mary jane type shoes with a heel that I thought would go well with these!

So I did long black tank dress with my sheer blouse over top.  I felt like I should have gotten more creative with them but it was Saturday, which is the end of my week and I just was having troubles being creative!!

The long tank dress...which is just a tank that happens to come down to my knees cause I'm soooooo amazingly tall.

I also wasn't really feeling the boots.....but this is what I came out to my car looking like after work that day so Mary Janes weren't really an option......

Gross right?



One LBD, Two ways!

*sigh* I wore a dress twice this week....AND I wore a skirt.....AND I only wore leggings once.  And how many pictures did I get this week?  Not many.  Somehow work was a gong show and I missed a pic of the second dress and the skirt.  And for that, I'm sorry.  So today I give you.....drumroooolllll......one LBD, two ways!!!  I bought a new LBD at Bia Boro (swooooon I know) for my xmas party this year.  Then new years rolls around and I have nothing to wear and decide to wear the same dress (GASP) twice within a couple weeks of each other!  But I tried to change it up as much as I could.  Now originally I had no intentions of doing a posting like this so the pics I have of both dresses are not amazing, so let's all use our little active imaginations and just stay with me.  So here we have the LBD for my Xmas party.....we did spray tans that week and so I wanted to show off as much of my tannnnnnned skin as possible.

So when I first brought this dress home my mom exclaimed "OH good!  That will go under everything!!" assuming it was a slip. Ha!  Thanks mom!  Here's a close up of the shoes, cause that's the important difference in my two ways to wear this LBD.

Cute right?  They make me real nice and tall!  Well, tall for me....ha!

So then....New Years Eve.  Gill suggests going more rock and roll....so this is what I come up with!  I don't have a full head to toe shot but I have one that's close....

So I added some different jewellery, a leather cuff bracelet, some thigh high black socks, a vintage velvet jacket (used to be my dads when I was a babe!) and my newest obsession ankle boots.

These are what's at the end of those thigh high socks!  As for jewellery, I'm wearing my Stella&Dot mixed chain necklace and earrings....a better pic here...

I'm also in the midst of pouring rye and gingers at 2:30am so I guess it's safe to say a good time was had by all!

Wednesday Jan 25...what's old is new!

And it's Wednesday Jan 25th already!!  I'm re-wearing some old favourites.  Mainly cause I was completely incapable of dressing myself today so I texted Gillian and she picked my clothes. Thank goddess for friends!

Here's Gill making sure I get a good pic of her outfit choice!  This is her favourite flowey black top of mine but today I decided to jazz it up with a belt for something different.

And the pleather leggings.  I honestly haven't been wearing leggings much.  I'm trying to break the habit!!  But every once in a while....they gotta come out!

So it's hard to see....but I'm wearing little round toe ankle boots with a chunky, cowboy boot style heel.  Also, legwarmers  Mostly cause my ankles are sooooo scrawny that they look silly in ankle boots!

The bling bling.  My favourite earrings....I try and wear others, but these ones work with EVERYTHING.

Batwings!!

Tuesday Jan 24th BIG GIRL DRESS DAY!

I adore Bia Boro!  They basically own my soul....well a piece of it right after red wine, my husband, my kids and a good old fashioned dance party.  Wait....and after Halloween.  Okay so they're in line for a piece of my soul but I love them none the less!  Before Christmas I went in looking for a dress for my xmas party and wouldn't you know it!  I walked away with two amazing dresses!!!  This one I thought would be good for a dinner our or work so it was a win win!

So the dress is like a velour type fabric with raised parts and flat parts and texture galore!!  It's amazing!  Fitted and just the right length on sleeves and hem!

It has a zipper running allllllllllll the way down the back, which you can't really see but the dress is very slightly ruched (spelling?) up to the zipper down the back.  I have to be careful around Gillian at work though because she threatens to unzip me one day. 

And all my leggings are in the wash so it's thigh high socks for me!  Saucy!

The jewellery.  Red earrings from JJ's.

And the makeup.....cat eyes and red lips!

This dress makes me feel totally put together, professional yet amazingly sexy.  A friend came in and exclaimed "You look hot!  You don't even look like you have like seven kids!" which to me is the ultimate!  Do you have a dress that makes you feel this way??

Sunday Jan 22 and I actually got dressed!

I usually don't post on the weekends....or at least on days that I don't work.  Mostly because those days involve me wearing pj's all day, or clothes of Barry's.  But today we actually got up and dressed so I thought I'd show you what a Sunday looks like for me!  Usually the theme is comfort!  Today we also went out for a walk in the snow first thing so I needed something I could put layers over and walk through snow banks pushing a baby stroller! 

Brown wrap sweater, my fav floral leggings, socks and leg warmers (I had big boots on too). 

What did your Sunday look like?  

Friday Jan 20th...hanging out between awkward and tits, not a good look.

Hey quick!  Look over there!!!!!!!!

It's Friday January 20th.  What?  Over there?  Oh, yeah, nothing really....I was just trying to distract you from the fact that I already missed Thursday this week and it's my first week back to posting.  Sigh.  One day I'm gonna be sooooo organized, just you wait!!!

So Friday!  Today I'm wearing....da da da daaaaaaa.....a dress!  The love of my life bought it for me for xmas....and now you're all thinking "waaaiiittt a minute.  How the hell does wine buy someone a dress?" and I'm sorry for this confusion, but sometimes when wine's not looking, I also give that title to my husband!

Don't mind my face.  This whole head in the shot is new fo rme....one day i'll get a real camera and hopefully won't look so odd.

So the dress came with the teeeeeeeeeeeny little rope type belt....which I don't mind, but the waist on the dress is realllllly high, even for my short stumpy body and it left the belt in the middle of awkward and tits so I swapped it out for a bigger one.  Which also works good cause the skirt is a bit see thru and you could see where my leggings were around my waist.

So....you can't really tell here but the skirt has a metallic fleck to it as well.  The strange things around my arms is a shrug that I wore for the day cause I'm always cold.....cold blood, cold hearted, cold nosed and all.

Oh my favourite Browns boots are looking sad.  So boots and socks up and over the knee.  I'm still obsessed with knee high socks or thigh high socks.  I think it's back to that cold thing!

And the earrings.  I was told these were picked ESPECIALLY for the dress, to mimic the dark lines through the skirt.  If you EVER need someone to help you put together an outfit, go see Joni at JJ's.  Honest.  She's amazing.  Every Christmas she makes all our husbands look like amazing fashion gurus when we open up our presents....and usually the presents are perfectly wrapped AND a surprise for our husbands too....win win!